:D

Apr 20
Apr 20

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

Apr 20

fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule

Apr 20
captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

Apr 20

alittleworldofimagination:

jokerkat:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

That’s called anxiety.

That explains at least half of my life then

Apr 20

Yo, Grammar: What's up with "cannot" and "can not"? →

theyuniversity:

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Here is answer that works 98% of the time:

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One more thing: both “cannot" and "can not" can be expressed as the contraction "can’t.”

Therefore, all of the following are correct:

  • You can’t handle the truth!
  • We can not find Waldo or Carmen Sandiego anywhere?
  • Doctor, I cannot believe where the TARDIS has taken us!
Apr 20

juliajm15:

thecottonproject:

Hera stole all of Percy’s memories except for Annabeth and Mean Girls quotes. 

(Nico is the only one who notices.)

This never gets old…

Apr 20

getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

Apr 20

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

Apr 20

vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.