:D

Jul 24

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

Jul 24

bestpal:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

Jul 24

connorkawaii:

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

Jul 24

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

Jul 24

My school was doing an audition for the children version of The Hobbit, but for the 2nd and 3rd graders and I was at kindergarten. They said I was too young and I couldn’t just crash the auditions, but I was like “Hey, I wanna audition.” (x)

Jul 24
laughhard:

Marry someone who…

laughhard:

Marry someone who…

Jul 23
sidjedi:

Without doubt, my favorite piece from the Art of How To Train Your Dragon 2

sidjedi:

Without doubt, my favorite piece from the Art of How To Train Your Dragon 2

Jul 23
deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

deplaisant:

This was the most important moment in America’s next top model

Jul 23
laughhard:

Where I’d Want to Be During an Earthquake

laughhard:

Where I’d Want to Be During an Earthquake

Jul 23

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H